When we found out about Badgley Mischka having a runway collection of nothing but wedding gowns, our hearts went pitter patter. Of course, we are not actually engaged or anything, but one day when we are (we hope!) we would normally love to consider a BM gown.

But, uh … not if they look like this. Seriously, there are some really ugly bridal gowns out there. Anything that looks like meringue is high on that list. But this isn't just semi-ugly, it's so plain. Which is very much the opposite of what we thought we would see from a BM bridal collection.

This one is better, but still just meh. We don't mind a little sparkle or bling on our gown but this just really isn't very flattering, unless you have a body just like the model.

Oy! This looks more like a wedding gown designed by Frederick's of Hollywood instead of Badgley Mischka. Not only is it ugly, but it's offensive as well. We realize that 99% of all brides are likely not virgins on their wedding night, but that doesn't mean you get to wear your honeymoon lingerie down the aisle.

And here is the real fug. I mean, seriously, who would wear this? It's like a dress trying to be a period piece but still elegant. It just doesn't work. On any level.