Somehow in the last two weeks, we went from having John Mayer and Jessica Simpson breaking up, to making up two days later in New York City to them apparently having issues again. Then somehow, we learn they have broken up "over a dozen" times, making them amongst the elite of the on-again, off-again couples (see Tommy Lee and Pamela Anderson).

However, we would be lying if we said that our biggest concern is whether or not Jessie got back together with John. Our main concern is that the recently born-again blonde doesn't try to go back to the various shades of brown that she had been sporting recently. See, according to US Weekly, Mayer asked Simpson to change to brown so people would take her more seriously. "John told Jessica that she has to change," says a source. “He didn’t want to be dating this ‘blonde bimbo.’”

Well, Mr. Mayer, she may be a bimbo, but she is OUR bimbo, and we love her as a blonde (which we admit helps sell the bimbo image). Jessica made her fortunate by being a little flaky (though we suspect she is smarter than she lets on) and by being a blonde. If you can't love her how she is, then move on! You obviously have bad taste if you think this: