The 'surreal life' is finally getting good - Paris is going to jail

Earlier this week, we wrote on our blog if Paris Hilton wore Burberry, she would look smart. Of course, we also qualified that once she opened her mouth, all bets were off.

And wouldn't you know it, Paris went and proved us right by testifying on the stand that she had no idea her license was suspended, despite the fact that she signed a ticket January 15 from the California Highway Patrol saying that indeed, her license was suspended and she should not have been driving.

Paris played with the law, and the law won. So now, she faces 45 days in jail, just like most 'regular' people that violate their probation.

In honor of Paris' impending trip to the hoosegow (she has to report no later than June 5th), we have found a great primer on wearing stripes, from our good pals at Marie Claire.

Of course, this jail may be one where you wear those hideous orange jumpsuits. Fortunately, Baghaus has a GREAT bag that might match with your new wardrobe, in a much gentler shade of orange than the Bighouse hue:

Yes, this is a shamless plug. But who says a prison sentence can't be stylish and affordable?

Personally, we think that she should have gone to jail a long time ago, for crimes against humanity. See exhibit A here:

Exhibit B:

Yep, guilty!