"Forget about holding her hand, man. Think about the damage he could do to other places."

Jessica Simpson and boyfriend John Mayer Edward Scissorhands were recently spotted lunching it in West Hollywood over the weekend. Hmmm…

As much as we love John for his music, this is just one celebrity couple we can't endorse. We tried, but we just can't. Maybe if he tried cutting his hair or at least treating it with some leave-in conditioner, or maybe just some time in the sun? To give the guy some credit, we don't know anybody who can turn shrubbery into a life-sized brontosaurus as quickly as young John Edward(we get confused easily). And did we mention that we loved his music?

As much as this couple doesn't match, we are happy to report that Jessica still knows how to accessorize beautifully with her Mocha Fendi Spy bag. Despite its long tenure on the celebrity arm candy circuit, this bag just continues to stand out. And don't expect the Spy to fade away anytime soon- Fendi has consistently released the Spy with a new twist every season.

At $2,100.00, the Fendi Spy bag can't be everyone's cup of tea, or coffee, or whatever. But you can get your spy fix at Baghaus.com for yup, you guessed it, a fraction of the cost. Behold our version of the dark coffee Spy: