Every once in awhile we like to find some of the more outrageous shoes available and make fun of them here. Some of them really are beautiful – but we can't imagine what they feel like when they are actually on your feet. Then others are beyond hope …

We just don't know what to think about Nicole Richie's Balenciaga sandals. Ever since the gladiator/dominatrix sandal craze got going a few seasons back, they have put out many versions of the sandals. This is the only one that reminds us of ice cream while also looking like it could be a lethal weapon.

We have actually referenced these Marc Jacobs heels before. But we had only seen them on the runway – not on the street!

Somebody took our old 'My First High Heels' shoes and made them in a grown-up size.



More Balenciaga nonsense! And don't get us started on the shoes!



Are these shoes, or did Beyonce never stop playing with Legos growing up?



We would totally buy and wear these shoes – if we worked in a "gentleman's club."



Let's hope Mary-Kate Olsen doesn't go out in the sun with these Chanel boots on. Imagine the tan marks.



And not to be outdone, her twin Ashley Olsen shows that sibling rivalry not only still exists, but makes you wear strange and crazy things.