We haven't done one of these in awhile, and we think it is high time to correct that. So here we have some of the newest spring trends … you tell us if you would wear these out in public – or even in private!

Fringed gold dresses remind us too much of Dancing with the Stars. Though we think Kerry Washington, Eve and Carrie Underwood all rocked these dresses, the average person would probably get laughed at. And not in a good way.

First it was electric blue, then yellow and even green. Now the big color in denim is red. We just can't approve of this. Black, white and blue. That is about all we can do with denim.

Turquoise runs the risk of looking dowdy, so stylish versions like this are great. We love it.

If you have the legs to pull off these formal shorts, then go for it, we say! Hilary Duff, Fergie and Vanessa Minillo all have the gams, and they look great in them.

Usually we love almost anything Sarah Jessica Parker does, but here she looks like a little girl who got into her mother's jewelry box and tried on everything – all at once. The other two are more demure but we still don't care for this trend at all.